Monthly Archives: December 2011

If Santa was Indian – Just Imagine!

This is what followed >>


Our Santa is here. The Indian Santa is here. He was expected to come with Rudrapratap, the red nose reindeer but the reindeer was not found in any of the states. He may have got extinct. Never mind the reindeer, Tudolph the Tiger is here exclusively from Sundarbans.
This means that Santa has saved 1 tiger. ๐Ÿ™‚ The responsibility of other 1140 lies with Aircel.

So, I know Christmas has gone, but still winter is on. There is no timing for fun, it just happens. ๐Ÿ™‚

If Santa was Indian, he would have been related to you!ย Your mother’s brother’s wife’s sister’s son-in-law.
And he would have come in red sleeveless shirts and red shorts – Its ย hot in India! ๐Ÿ˜€

So, I surely believe you don’t want your Santa to be as in the picture below >>

And had our desi Santa be like this? Girls, shut all the windows before screaming..

Or this?

So.. at the prospect of Santa being an Indian, some wishes would have been like this >>
Dear Santa, Let me ask Soniaji, before I ask you for anything. Regards, Manmohan Singh

Dear Santa, Please join our weight loss program and be fit for the new year party. Regards VLCC

Dear Santa, I donโ€™t need anything this Xmas. The Indian govt is giving me everything I want. Thanks anyway. Regards, Ajmal Kasab

Ok, now if Santa is Indian, the anthem also needs to be Indian! ๐Ÿ˜€
Jingle Bells – Desi Style. ๐Ÿ˜€

While the Indian Santa is busy keeping a watch on the children, Anna Hazare and his team keeps a watch on him if he doesn’t participate in corruption. Thats quiet similar to Lokpal actually. Government in power but, Lokpal is watching always. ๐Ÿ˜€

But can Santa be Indian with too much manual labour involved. Will he allowed by his wife to deliver gifts all night? ๐Ÿ˜€ Well, well even if Santa is an Indian and he is all set to deliver gifts, he’ll not do that. He would rather be sleeping at his home, so that he wakes up the next day for Boxing day test match at 5:00 am. Every Indian is a cricket lover.

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Terrorism – The Barbarian Phenomenon

It is the law of the jungle to use muscle power and force to get things done. On the foundations of the very law, believe it or not, terrorism has risen to be the new constitution. Of late, terrorism has been the order of the day. The barbarian act is not only centred in America or India particularly, but it has become an international phenomenon. Terrorism never existed, it was never born but it was made in the name of religion, it was made in the name of nationalism, but in real sense what best describes terrorism is the world โ€œhateโ€. None of the religion preaches terrorism; none of the government asks its pupils to take the lives of the people. They kill each other for the love of their country. I object. It is their viewpoints which they want to force because no country would like to demolish another. No mankind would want to perish another. It is just because of wrong leaders that the people take up arms against each other and the innocent people fall prey and lose their lives. This global issue is a common thing in the news but only at the time of its occurrence. The concerned authorities claim to have been working on the case, but apart from their fancy press talk and reports that don’t differ from the last one delivered, there is nothing much done to give justice to the innocent that play the scapegoat. We show condolence, do tend to fight but unfortunately it seems as if we like to struggle. Either we are muted or we are hypocrites or we are too lazy to get to streets and revolt. It irritates me because we are quite. Are we scared? A 7 billion strong race is scared of a few hundred parasites? No. we arenโ€™t scared, neither we are applicable to any of the reasons above but the fact that we have grown to become self-centred. We do not feel for anyone. All we do is thank god that we were not one of them. If asked to something more, we may pray god to bless the souls of the ones who died in the incident? Yes, but only on Twitter or Facebook. The ship hijacked in Somalia, the brutal attacks on twin tower on September 11 in USA, the ruthless attacks in Mumbai on November 26, will there be an end to this? An attack by any terrorist group is always planned for a long period of time and the people in action undergo rigorous practice and training. Every detail is taken care of. I wonder sometimes, if all this clever planning and knowledge is put to constructive use, there would be great breakthroughs in fulfilling the needs of mankind. But unfortunately the truth is something else.

The truth is something else, indeed. Behind all these debates and discussions, the truth is that even we are terrorists. The only difference is we donโ€™t bore the hate, we bore greed. Terrorism doesnโ€™t only mean the policy of creating hardships for mankind. Our planet involves few little creatures also which we trample under our feet while making our way out. Animals and plants, too, face terrorism, when their habitat or territory is encroached upon by people and pollution pushing them to the endangered limit. We humans have the gift of speech and hence would at least get to cry out at the injustice done to us, unlike these creatures. This attribute handicaps them, thus resulting in their loss of life.

Bigg Toon | Week #5


“Making a fool out of yourself takes courage” – Charlie Chaplin.

Another entry in the Bigg Toon house. Readers ask whether I am sending contestants in installments. ๐Ÿ˜€

And another! Blame me or thank me, but you can’t ignore Bigg Toon and neither this contestant. Presenting in the Bigg Toon House, Sabka Chaheeta – Android!

Wait a second. The Red Bird is a male right? “Pyaar itna andha bhi nai hota ki ladka ladki mere fark hi naa dikhai de” – Dostana.

Pikachu is patching up well with the two new contestants. Hmm. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Its Christmas time in Bigg Toon!

Merry Christmas to all my readers! ๐Ÿ™‚

Ok. Such “bigg” house and only few will stay inside. Shame! See the people on streets homeless. Thus, another entry. ๐Ÿ˜›

A very warm welcome to Nickster, brother of Nikhil Poddar, my classmate in school. Know him better onย http://thenikiller.blogspot.com/

Luck is a thing found with lucky ones only. ( ๐Ÿ˜› ) Seems like Nickster and Tintin are not the ones. :/

Daphne will be missed. (There are somethings we can’t show on national television. We have never seen how Sreesanth was slapped, and maybe we may never see what happened to Nickster after he knew that Daphne was going. Poor guy. But he is fine now. Santa makes everyone happy.*
*Conditions Apply but still!
)

(What good color combination below!) ๐Ÿ˜›

Meanwhile in the foreground…

While Bheem questions Santa, I am trying to figure out whose this toon stuck inside the cap. Somebody help him! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Statistics show its Jerry. The Indian media still doubts the verdict.

Meanwhile, the Gossip Girls are ready with their Christmas wish.

Android wants to wish you a merry Christmas.. Or wait.. He wants to say something else!


In the spotlight, Doraemon challenges Nickster for a Stone-Paper-Scissor Championship. Readers say this is gonna be a thriller.

Nickster gets the first point. “Aah! It was always expected.” says one reader.


Ok. Nickster wins the championship. It was quite a nail-growing match.
Johnny Bravo is angryย …. sadย  ….. angry! ย 

Hope you have a “bigg” Christmas party.

There’ll be no Nominations this week. Readers may COMMENT TO SAVE any 2 contestants from the Bigg Toon house. The toons with the least votes will get eliminated. Keep reading – Bigg Toon! ๐Ÿ™‚ย 

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