Blog Archives

If Santa was Indian – Just Imagine!

This is what followed >>

Our Santa is here. The Indian Santa is here. He was expected to come with Rudrapratap, the red nose reindeer but the reindeer was not found in any of the states. He may have got extinct. Never mind the reindeer, Tudolph the Tiger is here exclusively from Sundarbans.
This means that Santa has saved 1 tiger. πŸ™‚ The responsibility of other 1140 lies with Aircel.

So, I know Christmas has gone, but still winter is on. There is no timing for fun, it just happens. πŸ™‚

If Santa was Indian, he would have been related to you!Β Your mother’s brother’s wife’s sister’s son-in-law.
And he would have come in red sleeveless shirts and red shorts – Its Β hot in India! πŸ˜€

So, I surely believe you don’t want your Santa to be as in the picture below >>

And had our desi Santa be like this? Girls, shut all the windows before screaming..

Or this?

So.. at the prospect of Santa being an Indian, some wishes would have been like this >>
Dear Santa, Let me ask Soniaji, before I ask you for anything. Regards, Manmohan Singh

Dear Santa, Please join our weight loss program and be fit for the new year party. Regards VLCC

Dear Santa, I don’t need anything this Xmas. The Indian govt is giving me everything I want. Thanks anyway. Regards, Ajmal Kasab

Ok, now if Santa is Indian, the anthem also needs to be Indian! πŸ˜€
Jingle Bells – Desi Style. πŸ˜€

While the Indian Santa is busy keeping a watch on the children, Anna Hazare and his team keeps a watch on him if he doesn’t participate in corruption. Thats quiet similar to Lokpal actually. Government in power but, Lokpal is watching always. πŸ˜€

But can Santa be Indian with too much manual labour involved. Will he allowed by his wife to deliver gifts all night? πŸ˜€ Well, well even if Santa is an Indian and he is all set to deliver gifts, he’ll not do that. He would rather be sleeping at his home, so that he wakes up the next day for Boxing day test match at 5:00 am. Every Indian is a cricket lover.


Santa, you’re coming na?
To which I need to mail my wish-list
Millions of mails are sent every year
Rudolph, the secretary asks, to wish in gist

Mails get spammed,
As Santa dislikes the bad ones
Must say, unlike the Indian government
Who even feeds the man with the guns.

Have I been bad?
That Santa doesn’t visit me
A question frequently asked now,
Replacing, Β “Why this Kolaveri Di?”

Dear Santa, do come this Christmas
Been waiting since 15 years.
Assure you, you’ll not be thrown shoes at
Please do come, have no fears.

I have always hoped
if Arctic Airways flies over me
And Santa lands up in my basin
Here, I don’t have a chimney.

Santa Claus, you’re coming na?Β 

%d bloggers like this: