Demolish the Great Wall.

Read – China to Attack India?

Task – Demolition of Great Wall of China.
Task in charge – Rajinikanth
Estimated Time Required – 3 minutes.

And when he says he requires 2 minutes, he indeed needs only 2 minutes unlike the Maggi packets. Neither the China Wall is made from Ambuja Cement that it’ll not break. Rather they must have used some Chinese maal to build it up. Wonder how they kept it intact over these years. (Daal, Waal mein kuch kaala hain!) 
So we’re prepared. Our One Man Army is all set. Cheeni kya attack karega, Mera Bhaarat Mahaan.
I don’t understand why they’re fighting. There referral is so sweet in itself (Cheeni = Sugar), I cant imagine them fighting.  Ok, I agree I was lying. I’ve seen Jackie Chan fight. (Is Jackie Chan a Mao too?) But sticking to the question, why are they fighting? I think they’ll stop fighting if we stop making Paneer Manchurian and Chinese Bhel. And actually if you see, we shall not fight. We share so many things in common. For example – Arunachal Pradesh. We’ve been so respectful to them. Because of us are their markets. Starting from the pencil batteries to the big refrigerators, is made in China. We always looked up to the Chans, i.e, Jackie Chan and Shin Chan and never even questioned what problem do they have in their eyes. We’ve always tried understanding them physically and emotionally and only the god knows how much hardships do we have to go through. Come on, they are so difficult to understand, Carbon Copy twins. We’ve been good. Hope we live together as good neighbors. Drink Nescafe (Know your neighbours, Better) . Keep it Simple, chilly.

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About Chetan

A twenty year old infant who fears if crows may shit on him or if Bengali aunties' umbrellas may prick him in the eye. He is currently waiting for Mamata Banerjee to leave Kolkata.

Posted on December 15, 2011, in Afford a Smile and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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