How Mr.Bean Got Animated [Rajinikanth Birthday Special]

My Facebook showed it is the Birthday of 100 people today. I opened it to see it is Rajinikanth’s.
So, they say it’s Rajinikanth’s birthday?
I thought he was born on 30th February.
Rumours, Duh!

Happy Birthday Rajinikanth. 😀

How Mr. Bean Got Animated (5 Easy Steps) 

On this occasion of Rajinikanth’s Birthday, I would like to grace this website and this blog post with Jokes Truths on Rajinikanth. 

1. Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle, Shakspeare used street light,

but poor RAJNIKANTH……

.

.

ONLY AGARBATHI!!

2.Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography…

Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

3. 1+0=1

 1*0=0

 1-0=1

 then

 1/0=?

 This was the question once asked to RAJNIKANT and he said,

 “I dont know!”

 Thats why it’s declared as

 “Not Defined”..!

4. Once Jordan was spinning a basketball on his fingers and asks Rajnikanth “Can you do it?”,

Rajnikanth replies “ena da rascala dont u know how d earth rotates!” ?

5.  Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

6. Khofnak andheri raat mein 12 baje ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,”Ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajinikant – vajinikant nai hota.”

7. Rajinikanth can even understand women. 

 8. Rajinikanth’s Next film is called Twitter

.

He plays 140 characters in it. 

9. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe..

The Air hides itself in his lungs to gain protection. 

 And the Last, but the BEST!

 10. When Rajnikanth dies. ( Syntax Error, Still we continue.. )

his tombstone will not read RIP (rest in peace).

It will read BRB (Be Right Back) .

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About Chetan

A twenty year old infant who fears if crows may shit on him or if Bengali aunties' umbrellas may prick him in the eye. He is currently waiting for Mamata Banerjee to leave Kolkata.

Posted on December 12, 2011, in Afford a Smile and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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