Noise Pollution (A take on world’s most noisy people)

After making such a good start, India is still struggling. You would be wondering, what has happened now. Well.. its not a small thing. We were just ignorant about this. We removed Sania Mirza – Excellent. But we still have failed to throw out Himesh Reshamiya and Rakhi Sawant. And we are facing the concequences. India is on the list of 20 least peaceful nations (as per Mtv Tickr News). We can make it the most peaceful. The solution is already given above.Β Well here is a list of people who make their country noisy:

  • 1) Justin Bieber – He has an Adam’s Pineapple in his throat.
  • 2) Lady Gaga – Only understood she sang like this: Waaa.. Wooo Wooaaa! Blaaah!
  • 3) Himesh Reshamiya: Nasal singing
  • 4) Rakhi Sawant: Annoying even the media with her news feeds.
  • 5) Pervez Musharaf: Empty vessels sound more.
  • 6) Greg Chappel: Well he made our country noisy.
  • 7) George Bush: Created noise pollution with a single word: Osama! Osama!

My message to them:

“I never knew, you make more noise than a car’s honk. No Noise. No Noise, please.”

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About Chetan

A twenty year old infant who fears if crows may shit on him or if Bengali aunties' umbrellas may prick him in the eye. He is currently waiting for Mamata Banerjee to leave Kolkata.

Posted on June 9, 2011, in Afford a Smile, June Diaries. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. πŸ™‚ good list!

    Like

  2. SHORT AND A GUD 1!!!!

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